Everything is Fine, Nothing is Ruined
Delivering to you the dulcet sounds of two best friends yakkin' about pop-culture!

Get dressed to the nines and get ready for the Finey Awards! Join Tristan and Hassan as they list their favourite podcasts, comics, live action TV shows, cartoons and video games of 2019!

With special guest appearance by Oddling #1!

And not even slightly ever featuring the musical stylings of Elton Jon, Paul McCartney, Lizzo or Primus! They were never even asked!

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Direct download: EiFNiR_Finey_Awards_2019.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 10:07am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan find their way into some d-d-d-danger which lurks behind them! But it's cool because they just grab on to some DuckTales!

(oo-woo-hoo)

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Direct download: 260_-_Duck_Tales_2017.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 11:42am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan try their best to prevent the apocalypse in their flaming car that only plays The Best of Queen, but -- really -- the rest of the world's got this!

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Direct download: 259_-_Good_Omens.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:10am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan face down the wrath of Mr Wednesday and Shadow Moon while trying to counteract the specters of poor writing and a lack of direction!

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Direct download: 258_-_American_Gods_TV.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 8:32pm -04

This week Tristan and Hassan fight their way down to River City High to rescue their girlfriends and learn about friendship and how reading magazines and eating CDs increases your stats! Your FIGHTING stats that is!

For fighting!

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Direct download: 257_-_The_River_City_-_Kunio_Kun_-_Games.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 1:00am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan get the hell out of Gotham city before The Batman gets here!

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Direct download: 256_-_The_Batman_Video_Games.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 1:00am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan jump into the world of streaming services and why it's a capitalist nightmare that forces American-style cable packages onto the rest of the world...

Except Crackle. That dude still hangs!

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Direct download: 255_-_Streaming_Services.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:27am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan get ready to be spooked and scared as they discuss haunted houses in movies, TV and video games!

OOOoOoOoooooOooooooo! *Chains Rattling* *Lightning strike* *Thunder SFX*

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Direct download: Halloween_Special_-_Haunted_Houses.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 12:30am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan are on the hunt for the tattooed convicts of Abashiri Prison that could lead them to a hidden hoard of Ainu gold!

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Direct download: 254_-_Golden_Kamuy.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:54am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan follow Allison as she is flung into a world of fucked up monsters, angels and demons. A world where power and trickery are absolutes and lore guides the actions of many.

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Direct download: 253_-_Kill_Six_Billion_Demons.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 10:39am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan give you a bloody good taste of the world where ninjas fight actors and rip their spines out with their bare hands!

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Direct download: Topicast_252_-_Mortal_Kombat.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:32am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan get into the gritty world of killing aliens and saving our planet from extraterrestrial threats!

In a video game. (I can't believe I need to clarify this.)

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Direct download: Topicast_251_-_X-COM.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 8:52am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan are back and they discuss the merits of the metroidvania genre!

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Direct download: Topicast_250_-_Metroidvania.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:03am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan discuss the good and the bad of how HBO's Game of Thrones ended. Also they pitch their Podrick Payne spin-off show at the end!

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Direct download: Topicast_249_-_The_Game_of_Thrones_Ending.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:50am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan (and Bubsy... ugh) discuss fads in video games like games as "services", loot boxes, battle royales, identity loss, FortNite, looter shooters the walk and talk and a whole lot more!

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Direct download: Topicast_248_-_Fads_in_Games.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 7:42am -04

Warning: VERY NSFW

Go behind the scenes into Hassan and Tristan's strange, boring, politically charged lives as they discuss Pokemon Go, Alex Jones, Steven Seagal, Funko Pops, death by horse dick and ahegao sweaters!

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Direct download: EiFNiR_Behind_The_Scenes_Again_Again_Again.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:07am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan are deep in the brush of New Zealand searching for the elusive (and very fashionable) Taika Waititi!

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Direct download: Topicast_247_-_Taika_Waititi.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:15am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan get hot as they battle it out against the Soundmaster Chef of podcasts and pizelle cookies! When all is said and done, Chairman Kaga will crown the true Iron Chef as the victor... and the victor... will be those who are... VICTORIOUS!

Allez! A la cuisine!

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Direct download: Topicast_246_-_Iron_Chef.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 7:55pm -04

This week Tristan and Hassan get down to overthrowing the Nazi overlords in Wolfenstein The New Order and The New Colossus!

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Direct download: Topicast_245_-_Wolfenstein.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:47pm -04

This week Tristan and Hassan -- er... Tristan and Bubsy the bobcat... Sure.

Anyway they -- (Bubsy? Really?)

They discuss the new and interesting things that they saw from the E3 press conferences! They discuss Keanu Reeves in Cyberpunk 2077, Ikumi Nakamura and Ghostwire: Tokyo, Bambam the pitbull and whatever other SEO optimized terms they could get their paws on!

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Direct download: Topicast_244_-_2019_E3_Roundup.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 8:59pm -04

This week Tristan and Hassan go back into space to hunt bounties and find the thing that matters most to us. Dogs gettin`high on mushrooms.

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Direct download: Topicast_243_-_Cowboy_Bebop_Revisited.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 7:45am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan go down that path. You know the one. Blood staining the streets. The smell of fresh gunsmoke hanging in the air. A pastel wasteland of fun. Wait....

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Direct download: Topicast_242_-_Revitalizing_Dark_and_Gritty_Heroes.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:53am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan get filthy dirty as they wade through the shit show that is the PC marketplace. Somehow we can still repeatedly discuss this topic and never run out of -- STEAM!

(Insert Epic joke here.)

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Direct download: Topicast_241_-_PC_Games_Market.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:25am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan get double spooky when they compare and contrast The Witch and Hereditary!

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Direct download: Topicast_240_-_The_Witch_v_Hereditary.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:29am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan wade into the pool of blood-soaked fecal matter that is the debate on difficulty in video games.

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Direct download: Topicast_239_-_Difficulty_in_Video_Games.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 8:19am -04