Everything is Fine, Nothing is Ruined (general)
Delivering to you the dulcet sounds of two best friends yakkin' about pop-culture!

This week Hassan and Tristan join a secret organization made entirely to deal with King Charles III's horrifying sausage hands.

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Direct download: 438_-_Monarch_Legacy_of_Monsters.mp3
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This week Hassan and Tristan journey across the many regions taking in the various slices of life that the world of Pokémon has to offer!

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Direct download: 436_-_Pokemon_Round_Up.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan grab their dice and cheetos and let Astarion become a vampire lord!*

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*Hassan would like to acknowledge that letting anyone become a vampire lord is a bad idea.

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Direct download: 424_-_Baldurs_Gate_3.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan grab their brass tacks and get down to them to give you all the greatest predictions for 2020!

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Direct download: 261_-_2020_Predictions.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan are deep in the brush of New Zealand searching for the elusive (and very fashionable) Taika Waititi!

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Direct download: Topicast_247_-_Taika_Waititi.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan get double spooky when they compare and contrast The Witch and Hereditary!

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Direct download: Topicast_240_-_The_Witch_v_Hereditary.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan are back after about a month away and they're here to tell you about their journey to a far away land they took to return a dragon egg to a king!

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Direct download: Topicast_237_-_The_Dragon_Prince.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan predict the outcome of this podcast with a 99% chance of it being about Voltron! So strap in to your lion and crawl into Coran's ear to rip out a brain worm, we're going to get weird with it!

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Direct download: Topicast_232_-_Voltron_Legendary_Defenders.mp3
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Tristan and Hassan discuss ludonarrative dissonance and the uses of it in video games!

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Direct download: Topicast_220-_Ludonarrative_Dissonance.mp3
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Tristan and Hassan talk about the late Anthony Bourdain, his travels, cooking and food, and what his work meant to them.

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Direct download: Topicast_216-_Anthony_Bourdain.mp3
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Tristan and Hassan just give the fuck up on these mofos from Dark Souls Chroma Squad, Resident Evil, Barman Arkham Asylum and many more! We care so little about thse chumps and chumpettes that we're just going to lay here until you get rid of them. We can wait.

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Direct download: Topicast_206-_Our_Least_Favourite_Boss_Fights.mp3
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While Tristan and Hassan wait for Batman to show up and solve crimes. they find themselves discussing all of the Batman movies in recent memory. From Batman The Motion picture in 1989 to The Batman V Superman (and Batman '69), they talk the best and worst aspects of those movies!

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Direct download: Topicast_203-_The_Batman_Movies.mp3
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Our episode got all busted up so enjoy some behind the scenes audio of us being goofballs!

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Hassan and Tristan are flung far into the future where they must defeat the evil entity known only as Aku and along they way they learn lessons their old lives in feudal Japan could not have ever taught. Lessons like, lasers are rad and raves are a great place to make friends and dance!

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Direct download: Topicast_191-_Samurai_Jack.mp3
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Hassan and Tristan stumble through a fucked up door and into the town of Story Brook where Kenny awaits them with the most terrifying trivia trials!

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Direct download: Topicast_189_-_Once_Upon_A_Time.mp3
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Get stuck in detention and talk about your feelings with Tristan, Kenny and Hassan as they discuss John Hughes' movies like the Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Sixteen Candles and Home Alone!

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Direct download: Topicast_182-_John_Hughes.mp3
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Mobilize the patrol labors as Kenny, Tristan and Hassan discuss the sprawling series known as Patlabor!

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Direct download: Topicast_181-_Patlabor.mp3
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Fall through the blurred line between dreams and reality with Kenny and Hassan because Tristan has something to say about the works of Satoshi Kon. We discuss Perfect Blue, Magnetic Rose, Millenium Actress, Tokyo Godfather and Paprika!

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Direct download: Topicast_173-_Satoshi_Kon.mp3
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On this very special episode, Steam brings despair to everyone's wallets. Hassan becomes a revolutionary in Beyond Good & Evil, Tristan's exploring derelict space crafts in Cryptark and telling cops what to do in This is The Police, and Kenny finds out that Chappie is a badass ninja. Shoutouts go Denji Sentai Megaranger, Dave Duncan's Gilded Chain and Detention!

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Direct download: Episode_203-_The_Steam_Grip.mp3
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Join Hassan, Tristan, Kenny and Andrew as they sit Kenny down and tell him all about the evokers and the TVs! They discuss the Shin Megami Tensei Persona series and tell Kenny about the finer points of Persona 3 and Persona 4 as well as Personas 1 and 2!

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Direct download: Topicast_153-_Lets_Explain_Persona_to_Kenny.mp3
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Join Tristan, Hassan and Kenny as they discuss the Pokemon TV show and explain the strange facets and oddities that make up one of the longest running cartoons!

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Direct download: Topicast_112-_The_Pokemon_TV_Show.mp3
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In this very special episode, the gang is joined by newcomer, Renee! They talk squeezable boobs on MGSV action figures, Brad Bird's not subtle hint at an Incredibles sequel, and #Igavania! Meanwhile, Renee talks Vikings, Tristan's throwing his Super Meat into platforming puzzles, Kenny is back in Shield, and Hassan's too busy being a Kingsman to remember our names!

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Direct download: Episode_95-_Igavania_Super_Meat_Boy_and_Vikings.mp3
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The gang talks about adsurdist and surreal humour as it reflects on our culture today!

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Direct download: Topicast_60-_Transcended_and_Surrealist_Humour.mp3
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Tristan, Greg and Chapple drop a bunch of Substance D to try and catch one of the others in a drug trafficing scheme!

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Direct download: Sideshow_Review_18-_A_Scanner_Darkly.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:12am -04

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