Everything is Fine, Nothing is Ruined
Delivering to you the dulcet sounds of two best friends yakkin' about pop-culture!

This week Tristan and Hassan send their best buddy Squid James to his death in a game of red-rover-but-with-landmines! Which is real sad because Squid James was 100% a long-running EiFNiR character.

NSFW
*Spoilers for Squid Game

School Nurse Files
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Direct download: 345_-_Squid_Game.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan stare into a mirror and say Candyman until he comes and kills them! Neat!

NSFW

*Trigger warnings for dog murder
**Spoilers for Candyman (1992) and Candyman (2021)

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Direct download: 344_-_Candyman_1992_and_Candyman_2021.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan join the ninety-ninth of Brooklyn's NYPD via satelite phone and help them solve the biggest crome of them all: Boyle's haircut!

Also they tackle racism and the betterment of the police system system or some other thing. I think they say "copaganda" or whatever? I dunno.

NSFW

Skip Into: Police Reform in Brooklyn Nine-Nine's Final Season
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Direct download: 343_-_Brooklyn_Nine_Nines_Final_Season.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan head to the streets of Blüdhaven to take down that pesky boy wonder who's long since become a man! They'll teach him to start up an NGO with the billions of dollars he inherited from his adopted father!

NSFW

EiFNiR 300 - The Joker War

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Direct download: 342_-_Nightwing.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan take revenge upon those dastardly Psychonauts by unleashing the power of Maligula to destroy the Psychic Six! For Grulovia!

NSFW

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Direct download: 341_-_Psychonauts_2.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan hatch a plot with a ragtag group of ne'er do wells to steal a Sun Summoner, ransom them off and get paid mucho cashola!

NSFW

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Direct download: 340_-_Shadow_and_Bone.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan collect their swords, stand in the ring to defend the honour of Krakoa! (Until it's revealed that the tournament is structured to never really be perilous despite being a tournament of swords with prophecies and all that. Mayhaps a big plotline shouldn't have been removing Krakoa's ability to resurrect people during the tourney, huh?)

NSFW

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Direct download: 339__X_of_Swords.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan find themselves shanghaied into the movie world of Monster Hunter where they discuss Paul WS Anderson's, uh.... masterpiece? And then they also discuss the better movie Monster Hunter: Legends of The Guild.

NSFW

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Direct download: 338__The_Monster_Hunter_Movies.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan join the mutants on Krakoa and get settled in for that sweet island life! There's delicious food, copious drinks and a massive, blackhole prison where the bad people go!

NSFW

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Direct download: 337__X-Men.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan jump over the garden wall and find themselves in a world of old timey mystery, folksy tales and adventure! That's a rock fact!

NSFW

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Direct download: 336__Over_The_Garden_Wall.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan get flash teleported into a world of sunshine, sparkles and rainbows, but all they want to do is get back to fighting a war!

NSFW

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Direct download: 335__CentaurWorld.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan robotically mine for ore until they find ancient alien technology and then blow up the world!

NSFW

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Direct download: 334__The_SteamWorld_Games.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 1:37pm -04

This week Tristan and Hassan hang out with hybrid kids before ultimately watching their own society crumble around them because fear drives a lack of empathy. Yeah.

NSFW

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Direct download: 333__Sweet_Tooth.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan join the Power Rangers Mammalian Car Force! And this time they're into connecting the Power Rangers series together or something? The execs are trying some stuff, alright.

Ninja Steel
Beast Morphers
Dino Fury

NSFW

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Direct download: 332_-_Ranger_Watch_2021.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan have to impress the boss with their wife's cooking and hospitality, but little do they know that their boss is a persnickety asshole! Will they destroy reality to make it all work or just enslave a little portion of New Jersey?

NSFW

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Direct download: 331_-_WandaVision.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan get the gang together to take on the nastiest street hooligans in Kamurocho!

NSFW

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Direct download: 330_-_Yakuza_Lika_A_Dragon.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 10:30am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan join the Guardians of The Globe to take on the great threats to Earth while listening to some sweet ska!

NSFW

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Direct download: 329_-_Invincible.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:26am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan hang out with Craig of The Creek while he saves the da-a-a-a-ayyyy!

NSFW

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Direct download: 328_-_Craig_of_The_Creek.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:59am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan learn that the real demons were the friends they made along the way!

Because those friends were demons. It's not a metaphor.

NSFW

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Direct download: 327_-_Chainsaw_Man.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:21am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan travel back to a groovier time to run a disco night club and chase that dragon! (Like in a martial arts tournament sense, not as in, like, smoking heroin in the alley behind a KFC at 3:26 AM.)

NSFW

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Direct download: 326_-_Batman_Soul_of_The_Dragon.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:59am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan go to work at their boring, old office for their boring, old paper company and somehow find love and friendship along the way!

NSFW

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Direct download: 325_-_The_Office.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 4:28pm -04

This week Tristan and Hassan go on spring break! But instead of doing keg stands and going to questionable nu-metal concerts, they're beating the crap out of baddies and stealing hearts!

NSFW

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Direct download: 324_-_Persona_5_Strikers.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 11:28am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan roam the plains of the savage future hunting machine dinosaurs and drinking their sweet, sweet ichors! Oh and they help stop a second robot uprising or whatever.

NSFW

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Direct download: 323_-_Horizon_Zero_Dawn.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 11:13am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan explore the outer walls of Trolberg and come across a bunch of meddlesome kids having adventures!

NSFW

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Direct download: 322_-_Hilda_Season_2.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 3:16pm -04

This week Tristan and Hassan once again explore the landscape of comics that land outside of the purview of Marvel or DC!

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Direct download: 321_-_Great_Comics_Outside_The_Big_Two.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 10:32am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan explore the jungle that is London, UK in search of the best marmalade!

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Direct download: 320_-_The_Paddington_Movies.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 12:20pm -04

This week Tristan and Hassan battle it out on Etheria against the evil forces of Hordak while finding friendship along the way!

Also Catra is the worst.

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Direct download: 319_-_She-Ra_and_The_Princesses_of_Power.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 10:16am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and hell no they ain't kidding!

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Direct download: 318_-_Indie_Games.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 5:00am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan dig deep into the legal system and solve a murder so foul they need to call in... Phoenix Wright!

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Direct download: 317_-_Phoenix_Wright_Ace_Attorney.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan join the faculty at Greendale Community College and learn a little something about, life, love and paintball fights along the way!

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Direct download: 316_-_Community.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 10:28am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan fly to exotic locales and drop chandeliers on unsuspecting targets!

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Direct download: 315_-_Hitman.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 10:41am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan head to a desert in the southern states of the USA to find some power rings and to chase their heroic dreams!

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Direct download: 314_-_Kid_Cosmic.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:09pm -04

This week Tristan and Hassan get their tickets punched on bizarre train and try to learn a little bit about being better versions of themselves!

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Direct download: 313_-_Infinity_Train.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 10:22am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan chase down and eat a whole city!

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Direct download: 312_-_Mortal_Engines.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:34pm -04

This week Tristan and Hassan sneak into the Louvre to steal the crown jewels before that dastardly VILE gets them! Oh and Carmen Sandiego is there too, I guess.

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Direct download: 311_-_Carmen_Sandiego.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:08am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan henshin into such amazing super heroes as a baseball player and a lady with hair on her helmet!

J.A.K.Q. Dengekitai
Battle Fever J
Denshi Sentai Denjiman
Taiyo Sentai Sun Vulcan
Dai Sentai Goggle-V
Kagaku Sentai Dynaman

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Direct download: 310_-_Sentai_Watch_2021.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 1:04pm -04

This week Tristan and Hassan delve into the dark and dangerous world of online cooking shows to discuss creatures like Binging With Babish, J Kenji Lopez-Alt, How To Drink, Epic Meal Time and the unfortunate life and death of Bon Apetit!

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Direct download: 309_-_Online_Cooking_Shows.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 10:14am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan find themselves in Middle Earth and try to stop the Bright Lord from doing generally bad things to orcs by discussing the Lord of The Rings video games!

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Direct download: 308_-_Lord_of_The_Rings_Games.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 4:13pm -04

This week Tristan and Hassan head out to a galaxy far, far away to see what else the Star Wars franchise has to offer. And of course they tackle the movies as well because they cant keep their grubby paws of them!

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Direct download: 307_-_Star_Wars_Properties.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 7:00am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan just have no reason to keep going on and being the best there ever was... Until now!

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Direct download: 306_-_The_Pokmon_Sword_and_Shield_Expansions.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 10:13am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan discuss last year's obviously 100% accurate predictions and their new predictions for 2021!

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Direct download: 305_-_2021_Predictions.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:19am -04

It's the Finey Awards! The episode you've all been looking forward to where Hassan and Tristan discuss their favourite things of this year.

With special guest: The Covid-19 Pandemic

And guest musical stylings of: A Bunch of Whiny-ass Anti-Maskers

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Direct download: EiFNiR_Finey_Awards_2020.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:47am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan hop off Charon's boat and try to fight their way from Tartarus back to the world above!

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Direct download: 304_-_Hades.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 3:02pm -04

This week Tristan and Hassan stop and pop those locust menaces while yelling things about chainsaws and having really, really big necks!

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Direct download: 303_-_Gears_of_War_Franchise.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 6:00am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan hang out with some mega-dogs, bench press a gym raccoon and go to PRAHM!

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Direct download: 302_-_Kipo_And_The_Age_of_The_Wonderbeasts.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:21am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan smash that hyperdrive and punch a baby yoda in this space western!

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Direct download: 301_-_The_Mandalorian.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan jump into the Joker War and just start wreckin' up the place! I mean they aren't good at it and honestly they mistook Red Hood as a bad guy, but they're trying, okay!

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Direct download: 300_-_Batman_The_Joker_War.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan fall head first back into the world of animated DC comics cartoons! Is there any escape!?

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Direct download: 299_-_Justice_League_Action.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan head to Korea to hunt down strange and weird phenomena and bop them on their heads with a plastic sword!

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Direct download: 298_-_The_School_Nurse_Files.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan are tryin' to keep the ground on their feet, but it seems the world is falling down around them!

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Direct download: 297_-_Tony_Hawk_1_and_2.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 12:04pm -04

This week Tristan and Hassan head into the sewers to find Andrew and discuss the excellent and unique entry into the TMNT franchise: Rise of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Hot soup, baby!

And don't forget to check out Andrew's show, The Samurai Pizza Cast!

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Direct download: 296_-_Rise_Of_The_Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan hang out on the Boiling Isles and learn how to do magic while also learning... about... friendship!

And also how to sucker chumps into a good grift!

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Direct download: 295_-_The_Owl_House.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 10:40am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan hunt down those Umbrella Academy kids to kill them in order to correct the timeline!

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Direct download: 294_-_The_Umbrella_Academy.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 10:50am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan go walking across a pseudo-America delivering mail and well-wishes to the people of the world!

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Direct download: 293_-_Death_Stranding.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan discuss Gravity Rush and Gravity Rush 2. Then they just get rushin' on some gravity and are sent hurtling into the world storm below! Good times.

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Direct download: 292_-_Gravity_Rush.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 10:28am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan mess around with powers unknown and have summoned the full, terrible might of both Justice League Dark movies. All this to ask... "Who is this for!?"

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Direct download: 291_-_The_Justice_League_Dark_Movies.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 10:14am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan mess around with powers unknown and create horrible monsters beyond the ken of humanity.

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Direct download: 290_-_Full_Metal_Alchemist_Brotherhood.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 10:33am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan get stuck on Watchtower duty and get to watch as the Justice League take care of all of the bad guys... I guess they never need the likes of Hassan and Tristan...

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Direct download: 289_-_Justice_League_Cartoon_Series.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:52am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan infiltrate the cold-war era German embassy to talk about James Bond only to be captured and held in a cell. But worry not! Hassan has an explosive in his tooth and Tristan has invisible gloves! With those they can do... something...? I dunno. They're probably fucked.

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Direct download: 288_-_The_James_Bond_Movies.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 4:29pm -04

This week Tristan and Hassan discuss the video game Okami and get Susanoo's name wrong during the opening skit and should never be forgiven!

Oh and they decide if it holds up to today's standards or something. The name thing is the worst though and they'll never live it down.

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Direct download: 287_-_Okami.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 10:03am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan talk about the myths and various portrayals of Canada in media both international and within Canada itself and they discuss the likes of Alpha Flight and the strange re-patriation of Adam Strange and Booster Gold!

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Direct download: 286_-_How_Canada_is_Portrayed_In_Media.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 1:39pm -04

This week Tristan and Hassan fight off the vile spectre of capitalism by talking about their favourite licensed video games!

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Direct download: 285_-_Favourite_Licensed_Video_Games.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 10:10am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan head to Cloverton, Ohio and join the Doom Patrol in order to thwart the machinations of Mr. Nobody and Admiral Whiskers while discussing how deeply traumatized they are. Deeply, deeply traumatized.

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Direct download: 284_-_Doom_Patrol.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:13am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan whip a bush until a guy falls out of it in order to defeat the Zolders of the Black Cross Army!

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Direct download: 283_-_Himitsu_Sentai_Goranger.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 11:11am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan are feeling the aster as they dive back into the further clandestine tales of "The Team".

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Direct download: 282_-_Young_Justice_Redux.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 10:28am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan find themselves subject to Order 66 and on the run from Darth Vader and the dastardly Empire!

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Direct download: 281_-_Star_Wars_Jedi_The_Fallen_Order.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 12:06pm -04

This week Tristan and Hassan explore Key House and find the hidden mysteries within while discussing the Netflix adaptation versus the comic!

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Direct download: 280_-_Locke__Key.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 2:09pm -04

This week Tristan and Hassan speculate on how the coronavirus will affect the future of video games, comics, movies and television.

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Direct download: 279_-_How_Coronavirus_Will_Affect_Future_Media.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 11:12am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan head back into the woods and get to the old cabin where they take on the likes of...

THE EVIL DEAD!

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Direct download: 278_-_Ash_Vs_Evil_Dead.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 1:52pm -04

This week Tristan and Hassan head to a sacred forest and watch some crazy mouse creature named Ori kick major ass then turn into a tree!

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Direct download: 277_-_The_Ori_Games.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 4:23pm -04

This week Tristan and Hassan just want to exterminate all the machines from the Earth because humans need it back or something. That's a good enough reason as any.

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Direct download: 276_-_Nier_Automata.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:16am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan fly deep into outer space to the Corneria system where they do battle against the evil Andross' forces and never ever use the Wii U controller ever to steer. Ever.

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Direct download: 275_-_Star_Fox.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 11:32am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan go for a fun fun silly little romp through the dark corners of New York spreading strawberry jam across the walls and showing their "friends" how much they love them! By stepping on their heads until they pop!

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Direct download: 2724_-_Happy.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:23am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan travel cross country to hide their little brothers' powers and get him safely to Mexico!

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Direct download: 273_-_Life_is_Strange_2.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 2:31pm -04

This week Tristan and Hassan head to the future and explore the overgrown jungles of a long-forgotten modern metropolis all while battling dubstep bees, Mod Frogs and Science Wolves!

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Direct download: 272_-_Kipo_and_The_Age_of_The_Wonderbeasts.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:03am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan DON'T kill the world's greatest hitman's puppy and they certainly DON'T steal his car and DON'T blow up his house and maybe he doesn't owes them a blood debt or something. What do you think they are? Monsters? Sheesh, guys.

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Direct download: 271_-_John_Wick.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 8:29am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan definitely know what Q Hayashida's Dorohedoro is and don't ever question them about it!

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Direct download: 270_-_Dorohedoro.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 8:00am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan are just agape with wonder at the Andromeda system and ready to desync and clip through the jungle at a moments notice to go and find the path!

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Direct download: 269_-_Mass_Effect_Andromeda.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:42am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan try to help Jesse Faden remedy the strange phenomenon plaguing the Federal Bureau of Control!

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Direct download: 268_-_Control.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 1:19pm -04

This week Tristan and Hassan runnin' from the Nilfgaardians and tossin' a coin for yer Witcher! (Is that still a cool meme?)

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Direct download: 267_-_The_Witcher_TV.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 6:33pm -04

This week Tristan and Hassan are on a Pokemon journey in Galar and some of those wee Pokemon are right fookin' pissed ya know, eh?

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Direct download: 266_-_Pokemon_Sword_and_Shield.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 10:20am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan head to the mutant island-nation of Krakoa! They're there to hang out with the X-Men, get a tan and maybe destabilize the rest of the world's economy by creating extremely effective magic drugs for known diseases that will be given only to nations that acknowledge Krakoa as a country!

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Direct download: 265_-_X-Men_House_of_X_and_Powers_of_X.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 6:36pm -04

This week Tristan and Hassan discuss the effects that social media has had on fandom and they pitch you the newest, hottest social media platform!

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Direct download: 264_-_Social_Medias_Effect_on_Fandoms.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 10:19am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan discuss the rocky years of Obsidian Entertainments beginnings and the polish it now gleams with in the video gaming world!

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Direct download: 263_-_Obsidian_Entertainment.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 12:37pm -04

This week Tristan and Hassan henshin their asses Shinkai Brown style and get talking about some Super Sentai! Like these eight shows:

Tensou Sentai Goseiger
Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger
Tokumei Sentai Go-Busters
Zyuden Sentai Kyoryuger
Ressha Sentai ToQger
Shuriken Sentai Ninninger
Doubutsu Sentai Zyuogher
Uchu Sentai Kyuranger

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Direct download: 262_-_Sentai_Watch_2020.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 4:53pm -04

This week Tristan and Hassan grab their brass tacks and get down to them to give you all the greatest predictions for 2020!

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Direct download: 261_-_2020_Predictions.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am -04

Get dressed to the nines and get ready for the Finey Awards! Join Tristan and Hassan as they list their favourite podcasts, comics, live action TV shows, cartoons and video games of 2019!

With special guest appearance by Oddling #1!

And not even slightly ever featuring the musical stylings of Elton Jon, Paul McCartney, Lizzo or Primus! They were never even asked!

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Direct download: EiFNiR_Finey_Awards_2019.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 10:07am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan find their way into some d-d-d-danger which lurks behind them! But it's cool because they just grab on to some DuckTales!

(oo-woo-hoo)

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Direct download: 260_-_Duck_Tales_2017.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 11:42am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan try their best to prevent the apocalypse in their flaming car that only plays The Best of Queen, but -- really -- the rest of the world's got this!

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Direct download: 259_-_Good_Omens.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:10am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan face down the wrath of Mr Wednesday and Shadow Moon while trying to counteract the specters of poor writing and a lack of direction!

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Direct download: 258_-_American_Gods_TV.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 8:32pm -04

This week Tristan and Hassan fight their way down to River City High to rescue their girlfriends and learn about friendship and how reading magazines and eating CDs increases your stats! Your FIGHTING stats that is!

For fighting!

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Direct download: 257_-_The_River_City_-_Kunio_Kun_-_Games.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 1:00am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan get the hell out of Gotham city before The Batman gets here!

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Direct download: 256_-_The_Batman_Video_Games.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 1:00am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan jump into the world of streaming services and why it's a capitalist nightmare that forces American-style cable packages onto the rest of the world...

Except Crackle. That dude still hangs!

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Direct download: 255_-_Streaming_Services.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:27am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan get ready to be spooked and scared as they discuss haunted houses in movies, TV and video games!

OOOoOoOoooooOooooooo! *Chains Rattling* *Lightning strike* *Thunder SFX*

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Direct download: Halloween_Special_-_Haunted_Houses.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 12:30am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan are on the hunt for the tattooed convicts of Abashiri Prison that could lead them to a hidden hoard of Ainu gold!

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Direct download: 254_-_Golden_Kamuy.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:54am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan follow Allison as she is flung into a world of fucked up monsters, angels and demons. A world where power and trickery are absolutes and lore guides the actions of many.

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Direct download: 253_-_Kill_Six_Billion_Demons.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 10:39am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan give you a bloody good taste of the world where ninjas fight actors and rip their spines out with their bare hands!

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Direct download: Topicast_252_-_Mortal_Kombat.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:32am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan get into the gritty world of killing aliens and saving our planet from extraterrestrial threats!

In a video game. (I can't believe I need to clarify this.)

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Direct download: Topicast_251_-_X-COM.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 8:52am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan are back and they discuss the merits of the metroidvania genre!

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Direct download: Topicast_250_-_Metroidvania.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:03am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan discuss the good and the bad of how HBO's Game of Thrones ended. Also they pitch their Podrick Payne spin-off show at the end!

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Direct download: Topicast_249_-_The_Game_of_Thrones_Ending.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:50am -04