Wed, 9 August 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan join the Straw Hat Pirates, sail the high seas and wind up crashing on a mysterious island where their memories are stripped away! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 2 August 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan travel across the multiverse, encountering weird versions of themselves and just tearing them a new one each time! Poor shlubs. NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 26 July 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan travel to the dark reaches of Skull Island to catch a giant ape king of some sort! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 19 July 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan give up the assassin life to go run a small farm somewhere in Kansas I think? It's unclear. Oh well. Good thing violence won't just suck them back into that hitman lifestyle or anything! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 12 July 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan get their souls sucked out and replaced with the essence of a couple of eternal warriors that battle evil! Neat! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 4 July 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan join a bunch of crazy wizard cops to stomp out the unionization of secret underground magicians! Totally not copaganda! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 28 June 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan fly to the darkest reaches of space to discover strange new worlds! (And make out with the aliens.) NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 21 June 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan discuss why Miles Morales is better than Peter Parker at being Spider-Man and why Parker should retire. NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 14 June 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan put aside their differences to start a sweet-as-hell drone racing league on a deserted island housed by nearly-functioning, derelict deathbots! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 7 June 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan finally invent TOTAL PODCASTING and you cannot tell them that they didn't just steal The Flophouse's format or anything. Oh and they discuss Ted Lasso season 3. NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 31 May 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan put on their robes and wizards hat and grab their fun sketch pads and sharpies! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 30 May 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan walk the mean streets looking to disperse justice upon the goons of the evil Shadow government! Or something like that. Either way they're kicking the crap out of a car. NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 10 May 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan supplant themselves into Ostania as a screwball family so they can keep tabs on the goings on of diplomats. All of this in order to prevent the peace between the east and west from collapsing. Oh and there are wacky familial hijinks! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 3 May 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan get belted by gamma rays and turn into the hulk! Ain't they unglamo-rays? NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 26 April 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan find themselves on the Boiling Isles for the last time... NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 19 April 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan show the burning passions in their souls as they battle against enemies beyond their might! If only they could grasp the one true power that lives within their hearts and become the true hokage! Also they discuss Kei Urana's Gachiakuta and compare/contrast is with Naoya Matsumoto's Kaiju No. 8. NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 12 April 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan invite themselves onto a billionaire's private island to disrupt his life and call him an idiot. Oh and they watched Knives Out and Glass Onion! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 5 April 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan remember their past lives as cool warriors and murderers all while trying to kill god in some good ole turn-based combat! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 29 March 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan pop a new mix tape in, grafitti some corpo's lambo, form a two-piece rock band and beat up a bunch of robots! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 22 March 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan energize their psychic minds and unleash their absolute power just before being defeated by a teenage boy with a bowl cut! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 14 March 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan are five teenagers with... I just can't do it. It's the end of an era, folks! Sentai Watch... DIES TODAY!* *(At least for now until there's another 5 seasons of super sentai for Hassan to watch) Timestamps: NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Mon, 6 March 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan invent a killer robot to take them out if they murder someone and immediately active it by mistake! Those chowder heads! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 21 February 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan stand around sniffing their farts and trying to find dragon artifacts! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 14 February 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan jump in to save the world when the Justice League are defeated! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 7 February 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan journey to the Paldea region in search of pokémon that can become motorcycles! Oh and a better game that's up to date with certain quality of life improvements games have made in the last 10 years... NSFW |