Everything is Fine, Nothing is Ruined
Delivering to you the dulcet sounds of two best friends yakkin' about pop-culture!

This week Tristan and Hassan don't do the Addams family snap snap song. Sad face. But Wednesday is still rad.

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Direct download: 394_-_Wednesday.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan discuss rich assholes ruining everything for everybody else. They talk about Netflix, HBO, Disney and other streaming services cancelling shows and letting the entertainment industry rot.
Then they talk about Dungeons & Dragons and how badly Wizards of The Coast and Hasbro have fucked that up. #OpenDnD

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This week Tristan and Hassan slap up some barbed wire fences, ready their guns and got exiled from their villages in the cold!

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Direct download: 392_-_Survival_City_Building_Games.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan save an entire village from THE ONI! (Which is man. It's always man.)

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Direct download: 391_-_Oni_Thunder_Gods_Tale.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan reveal themselves as the soothsayers that they truly are! Masters of time and perception, they bring you the one thing your greasy, little, popcorn chicken clutching hands could never grasp -- THE FUTURE!

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Direct download: 390_-_2023_Predictions.mp3
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It's the 2022 Finey Awards! The award show where Tristan and Hassan get absolutely wonked out on Tide pods and discuss their favourite things of the year!

And don't forget: we don't care about the best because we play favourites! So don't at us!

With special guest: Jared Leto hiding behind a curtain like a creeper!

And guest musical stylings of: The NFT Market Crashing!

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Direct download: EiFNiR_Finey_Awards_2022.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan face upstage in their small production and fight the need to take common odd-jobs like Uber drivers, trash collectors or guns for hire.

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Direct download: 389_-_Barry.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan find themselves in the cyberpunk dystopia of post 2022 California with smart phones... and tech companies trying to win you over with lofty promises... OH! OH! There are machines that laser your mind into cyberspace and a weird Jesus figure!

Phew! Cyberpunk status has been maintained. =)

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Direct download: 388_-_Pantheon.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan head head back to Night City to get this gonked up engram out of their heads!

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Direct download: 387_-_Cyberpunk_2077.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan head on down to a quiet Colorado mountain town and get to solving some murders!

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Direct download: 386_-_Life_is_Strange_True_Colors.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan strap on some irons, get fitted for some chrome and talk about David Martinez's legendary break down!

(Also they discuss the loli, so you're welcome everybody.)

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Direct download: 385_-_Cyberpunk_Edgerunners.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan get ready for the ultimate fighting event of their time! One where everyone has a weird triangle shadow that points to the tops of their heads!

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Direct download: 384_-_Tekken_Bloodline.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan fly to jolly ol' England to head a football club and enrich the lives of everyone around them! (And make weird Berserk theories about Ted Lasso.)

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Direct download: 383_-_Ted_Lasso.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan head off to dream land to catch up on their z's and existential crisis as they discuss The Sandman on Netflix!

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Direct download: 382_-_The_Sandman.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan hit up a bangin' house party! Wooo! And then the host is killed and we're all implicated in his murder and have to prove our innocence in a series of hilarious, character-revealing interviews. Not-so-woo.

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Direct download: 381_-_The_Afterparty.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan go sailing on the high seas in search od the greatest treasure of them all: a rolex.

Or whatever the titular one piece is. I dunno.

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Direct download: 380_-_One_Piece.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan get tasteful CGI surgery and help their friend kick their ailing cheese addiction!

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Direct download: 379_-_Chip_n_Dale_Rescue_Rangers_2022.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan discuss the new Rebirth continuity DC animated movies with special guest star Grey Hulk! Err, or possibly Fin Fang Foom? Whatever. Some grey skinned guy wearing little pants.

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Direct download: 378_-_New_DC_Animated_Universe.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan discuss 6 shows on Netflix and in doing so discuss the state of animation on Netflix as it stands!

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Direct download: 377_-_Netflix_Cartoon_Cavalcade.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan GOTTA. GO. FAST! To the movie theatres to watch Sonic The Hedgehog 1 and 2.

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Direct download: 376_-_Sonic_The_Hedgehog_Movies.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan give you 2 full hours of an unadulterated, mind-thwomping breakdown of Young Justice season 4. We are sorry for what this may do to you and your very perception of reality.

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Direct download: 375_-_Young_Justice_Season_4.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan try their best to attend magic school but just can't get around these fascist wizards and their rules!

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Direct download: 374_-_The_Owl_House_Season_2.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan go on one last adventure to Hokkaido to find the ainu gold!

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Direct download: 373_-_Golden_Kamuy_-_Finale.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan break open a treasure chest in a desert and hope they get something good besides f#@king pistol ammo which I don't even use you mother f-!!!!

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Direct download: 372_-_Borderlands_3.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan grab their badges, unlock their guns, don their masks to hide their identities and then go on a wacky adventure with Ozymandias and some clones!

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Direct download: 371_-_The_Watchmen_2019.mp3
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