Everything is Fine, Nothing is Ruined
Delivering to you the dulcet sounds of two best friends yakkin' about pop-culture!

This week Tristan and Hassan join the order of the fierce Dragon Knights to battle monsters for glory and coin!

Er...

No. Wait. They joined the Witchers. Eh, same thing really.

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Direct download: 346_-_DOTA_Dragons_Blood__Witcher_Nightmare_of_The_Wolf.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 4:30am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan send their best buddy Squid James to his death in a game of red-rover-but-with-landmines! Which is real sad because Squid James was 100% a long-running EiFNiR character.

NSFW
*Spoilers for Squid Game

School Nurse Files
https://everythingisfinenothingisruined.libsyn.com/298-the-school-nurse-files

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Direct download: 345_-_Squid_Game.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan stare into a mirror and say Candyman until he comes and kills them! Neat!

NSFW

*Trigger warnings for dog murder
**Spoilers for Candyman (1992) and Candyman (2021)

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Direct download: 344_-_Candyman_1992_and_Candyman_2021.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 4:30am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan join the ninety-ninth of Brooklyn's NYPD via satelite phone and help them solve the biggest crome of them all: Boyle's haircut!

Also they tackle racism and the betterment of the police system system or some other thing. I think they say "copaganda" or whatever? I dunno.

NSFW

Skip Into: Police Reform in Brooklyn Nine-Nine's Final Season
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX6bIxTsLbo&ab_channel=SkipIntro

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Direct download: 343_-_Brooklyn_Nine_Nines_Final_Season.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan head to the streets of Blüdhaven to take down that pesky boy wonder who's long since become a man! They'll teach him to start up an NGO with the billions of dollars he inherited from his adopted father!

NSFW

EiFNiR 300 - The Joker War

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Direct download: 342_-_Nightwing.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan take revenge upon those dastardly Psychonauts by unleashing the power of Maligula to destroy the Psychic Six! For Grulovia!

NSFW

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Direct download: 341_-_Psychonauts_2.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan hatch a plot with a ragtag group of ne'er do wells to steal a Sun Summoner, ransom them off and get paid mucho cashola!

NSFW

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Direct download: 340_-_Shadow_and_Bone.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan collect their swords, stand in the ring to defend the honour of Krakoa! (Until it's revealed that the tournament is structured to never really be perilous despite being a tournament of swords with prophecies and all that. Mayhaps a big plotline shouldn't have been removing Krakoa's ability to resurrect people during the tourney, huh?)

NSFW

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Direct download: 339__X_of_Swords.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan find themselves shanghaied into the movie world of Monster Hunter where they discuss Paul WS Anderson's, uh.... masterpiece? And then they also discuss the better movie Monster Hunter: Legends of The Guild.

NSFW

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Direct download: 338__The_Monster_Hunter_Movies.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 8:00am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan join the mutants on Krakoa and get settled in for that sweet island life! There's delicious food, copious drinks and a massive, blackhole prison where the bad people go!

NSFW

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Direct download: 337__X-Men.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan jump over the garden wall and find themselves in a world of old timey mystery, folksy tales and adventure! That's a rock fact!

NSFW

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Direct download: 336__Over_The_Garden_Wall.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan get flash teleported into a world of sunshine, sparkles and rainbows, but all they want to do is get back to fighting a war!

NSFW

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Direct download: 335__CentaurWorld.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan robotically mine for ore until they find ancient alien technology and then blow up the world!

NSFW

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Direct download: 334__The_SteamWorld_Games.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 1:37pm -04

This week Tristan and Hassan hang out with hybrid kids before ultimately watching their own society crumble around them because fear drives a lack of empathy. Yeah.

NSFW

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Direct download: 333__Sweet_Tooth.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan join the Power Rangers Mammalian Car Force! And this time they're into connecting the Power Rangers series together or something? The execs are trying some stuff, alright.

Ninja Steel
Beast Morphers
Dino Fury

NSFW

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Direct download: 332_-_Ranger_Watch_2021.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 5:00am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan have to impress the boss with their wife's cooking and hospitality, but little do they know that their boss is a persnickety asshole! Will they destroy reality to make it all work or just enslave a little portion of New Jersey?

NSFW

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Direct download: 331_-_WandaVision.mp3
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This week Tristan and Hassan get the gang together to take on the nastiest street hooligans in Kamurocho!

NSFW

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Direct download: 330_-_Yakuza_Lika_A_Dragon.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 10:30am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan join the Guardians of The Globe to take on the great threats to Earth while listening to some sweet ska!

NSFW

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Direct download: 329_-_Invincible.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:26am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan hang out with Craig of The Creek while he saves the da-a-a-a-ayyyy!

NSFW

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Direct download: 328_-_Craig_of_The_Creek.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:59am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan learn that the real demons were the friends they made along the way!

Because those friends were demons. It's not a metaphor.

NSFW

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Direct download: 327_-_Chainsaw_Man.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:21am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan travel back to a groovier time to run a disco night club and chase that dragon! (Like in a martial arts tournament sense, not as in, like, smoking heroin in the alley behind a KFC at 3:26 AM.)

NSFW

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Direct download: 326_-_Batman_Soul_of_The_Dragon.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:59am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan go to work at their boring, old office for their boring, old paper company and somehow find love and friendship along the way!

NSFW

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Direct download: 325_-_The_Office.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 4:28pm -04

This week Tristan and Hassan go on spring break! But instead of doing keg stands and going to questionable nu-metal concerts, they're beating the crap out of baddies and stealing hearts!

NSFW

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Direct download: 324_-_Persona_5_Strikers.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 11:28am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan roam the plains of the savage future hunting machine dinosaurs and drinking their sweet, sweet ichors! Oh and they help stop a second robot uprising or whatever.

NSFW

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Direct download: 323_-_Horizon_Zero_Dawn.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 11:13am -04

This week Tristan and Hassan explore the outer walls of Trolberg and come across a bunch of meddlesome kids having adventures!

NSFW

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Direct download: 322_-_Hilda_Season_2.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 3:16pm -04