Wed, 13 March 2024
This week Hassan and Tristan are back frrom making sure every Spider-Man's destiny is fulfilled. *wink* *Note: No police captains were harmed in the making of this podcast. EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 21 February 2024
This week Hassan and Tristan send you to heaven before they send you to hell! EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain
Direct download: 441_-_The_Great_Simpsons_Rewatch_Seasons_5_and_6.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 4:30pm -04 |
Wed, 7 February 2024
This week Hassan and Tristan have long since defeated the evil demon king and now they just focus on that sweet, sweet downtime! EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 31 January 2024
This week Hassan and Tristan talk about the video games in 2023 that didn't get into their Finey award choices. EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain
Direct download: 439_-_2023_Games_That_Did_Not_Make_The_Cut.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 4:30am -04 |
Wed, 24 January 2024
This week Hassan and Tristan join a secret organization made entirely to deal with King Charles III's horrifying sausage hands. EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 17 January 2024
This week Hassan and Tristan DENTAL PLAN! Lisa needs braces. DENTAL PLAN! Lisa needs braces. DENTAL PLAN! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain
Direct download: 437_-_The_Great_Simpsons_Rewatch_Seasons_3_and_4.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 4:30am -04 |
Wed, 10 January 2024
This week Hassan and Tristan journey across the many regions taking in the various slices of life that the world of Pokémon has to offer! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 3 January 2024
This week Hassan and Tristan travel back from the future to warn you of grave undertakings and of an evil executive uprising! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 20 December 2023
This week Hassan and Tristan bring you the FINEY AWARDS! The most prestigious, well-put-together, professional award show to ever exist on the internet! We've got in order: TV Show of The Year EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain Direct downlo
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Wed, 13 December 2023
This week Hassan and Tristan return to the world of Elden Ring! And this time Tristan has completed the game. Does he still harbour the same negative opinions as before or has he totally flipped the script? NSFW The previous episode on Elden Ring (Episode 359) can be found here: EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 6 December 2023
This week Hassan and Tristan are the deus ex machina as they discuss season 2 of Pantheon! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 29 November 2023
This week Hassan and Tristan are here to tell you three things that will haunt you the rest of your days: You ruined your father. NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain
Direct download: 432_-_The_Great_Simpsons_Rewatch_Seasons_1_and_2.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 4:30am -04 |
Wed, 22 November 2023
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Wed, 15 November 2023
This week Hassan and Tristan seek their fortunes deep in the dungeon, but sadly did not pack enough to eat while down there. There's only one solution... NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 8 November 2023
This week Hassan and Tristan join the Autobots and the Maximals to fight those dastardly Decepticons and the persnickety Predacons! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain
Direct download: 429_-_Transformers_Rise_of_the_Beasts.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 4:30am -04 |
Tue, 31 October 2023
In this spooky EiFNiR Hallowe'en episode it's a double feature! Tristan had a rough time watching James Wan's horror movies and thus pivots hard into the Simpsons Treehouse of Horrors. Watch as he forces Hassan to relieve the history of two franchises that may have overstayed their welcomes... NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain
Direct download: 428_-_James_Wan_and_also_The_Simpsons_Treehouse_of_Horrors.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 3:33am -04 |
Wed, 18 October 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan join the Straw Hat Pirates, sail the high seas and doing all of that cartoon pirate thing live-actionly. NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 11 October 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan join the X-Men and resist the gennocide of mutantdom! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 4 October 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan get J Jonah Jameson all of the pictures of Superman he could ever want! ... What? Who the hell is Spider-Man? NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 27 September 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan grab their dice and cheetos and let Astarion become a vampire lord!* NSFW *Hassan would like to acknowledge that letting anyone become a vampire lord is a bad idea. EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 13 September 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan hunt the greatest monsters of all: Netflix Studio Executives!! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 30 August 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan sail away to carve their lives out in the fabled Vinland! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 23 August 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan go on one last journey through Pallet Town to become the very best like no one ever was... NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 16 August 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan travel to the darkest streets of the East End of Gotham to fight crime by talking about their feelings after smashing in some mobster's teeth! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 9 August 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan join the Straw Hat Pirates, sail the high seas and wind up crashing on a mysterious island where their memories are stripped away! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 2 August 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan travel across the multiverse, encountering weird versions of themselves and just tearing them a new one each time! Poor shlubs. NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 26 July 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan travel to the dark reaches of Skull Island to catch a giant ape king of some sort! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 19 July 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan give up the assassin life to go run a small farm somewhere in Kansas I think? It's unclear. Oh well. Good thing violence won't just suck them back into that hitman lifestyle or anything! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 12 July 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan get their souls sucked out and replaced with the essence of a couple of eternal warriors that battle evil! Neat! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 4 July 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan join a bunch of crazy wizard cops to stomp out the unionization of secret underground magicians! Totally not copaganda! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 28 June 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan fly to the darkest reaches of space to discover strange new worlds! (And make out with the aliens.) NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 21 June 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan discuss why Miles Morales is better than Peter Parker at being Spider-Man and why Parker should retire. NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 14 June 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan put aside their differences to start a sweet-as-hell drone racing league on a deserted island housed by nearly-functioning, derelict deathbots! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 7 June 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan finally invent TOTAL PODCASTING and you cannot tell them that they didn't just steal The Flophouse's format or anything. Oh and they discuss Ted Lasso season 3. NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 31 May 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan put on their robes and wizards hat and grab their fun sketch pads and sharpies! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 30 May 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan walk the mean streets looking to disperse justice upon the goons of the evil Shadow government! Or something like that. Either way they're kicking the crap out of a car. NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 10 May 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan supplant themselves into Ostania as a screwball family so they can keep tabs on the goings on of diplomats. All of this in order to prevent the peace between the east and west from collapsing. Oh and there are wacky familial hijinks! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 3 May 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan get belted by gamma rays and turn into the hulk! Ain't they unglamo-rays? NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 26 April 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan find themselves on the Boiling Isles for the last time... NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 19 April 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan show the burning passions in their souls as they battle against enemies beyond their might! If only they could grasp the one true power that lives within their hearts and become the true hokage! Also they discuss Kei Urana's Gachiakuta and compare/contrast is with Naoya Matsumoto's Kaiju No. 8. NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 12 April 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan invite themselves onto a billionaire's private island to disrupt his life and call him an idiot. Oh and they watched Knives Out and Glass Onion! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 5 April 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan remember their past lives as cool warriors and murderers all while trying to kill god in some good ole turn-based combat! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 29 March 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan pop a new mix tape in, grafitti some corpo's lambo, form a two-piece rock band and beat up a bunch of robots! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Wed, 22 March 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan energize their psychic minds and unleash their absolute power just before being defeated by a teenage boy with a bowl cut! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 14 March 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan are five teenagers with... I just can't do it. It's the end of an era, folks! Sentai Watch... DIES TODAY!* *(At least for now until there's another 5 seasons of super sentai for Hassan to watch) Timestamps: NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Mon, 6 March 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan invent a killer robot to take them out if they murder someone and immediately active it by mistake! Those chowder heads! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 21 February 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan stand around sniffing their farts and trying to find dragon artifacts! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 14 February 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan jump in to save the world when the Justice League are defeated! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 7 February 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan journey to the Paldea region in search of pokémon that can become motorcycles! Oh and a better game that's up to date with certain quality of life improvements games have made in the last 10 years... NSFW |
Tue, 31 January 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan don't do the Addams family snap snap song. Sad face. But Wednesday is still rad. NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 24 January 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan discuss rich assholes ruining everything for everybody else. They talk about Netflix, HBO, Disney and other streaming services cancelling shows and letting the entertainment industry rot. NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain
Direct download: 393_-_Capitalism_Ruins_Everything_-_The_Streaming_Services_and_DD_Story.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 4:00am -04 |
Tue, 17 January 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan slap up some barbed wire fences, ready their guns and got exiled from their villages in the cold! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 10 January 2023
This week Tristan and Hassan save an entire village from THE ONI! (Which is man. It's always man.) NSFW |
Tue, 27 December 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan reveal themselves as the soothsayers that they truly are! Masters of time and perception, they bring you the one thing your greasy, little, popcorn chicken clutching hands could never grasp -- THE FUTURE! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 20 December 2022
It's the 2022 Finey Awards! The award show where Tristan and Hassan get absolutely wonked out on Tide pods and discuss their favourite things of the year! And don't forget: we don't care about the best because we play favourites! So don't at us! With special guest: Jared Leto hiding behind a curtain like a creeper! And guest musical stylings of: The NFT Market Crashing! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 13 December 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan face upstage in their small production and fight the need to take common odd-jobs like Uber drivers, trash collectors or guns for hire. NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 6 December 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan find themselves in the cyberpunk dystopia of post 2022 California with smart phones... and tech companies trying to win you over with lofty promises... OH! OH! There are machines that laser your mind into cyberspace and a weird Jesus figure! Phew! Cyberpunk status has been maintained. =) NSFW |
Tue, 29 November 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan head head back to Night City to get this gonked up engram out of their heads! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 22 November 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan head on down to a quiet Colorado mountain town and get to solving some murders! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 15 November 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan strap on some irons, get fitted for some chrome and talk about David Martinez's legendary break down! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 8 November 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan get ready for the ultimate fighting event of their time! One where everyone has a weird triangle shadow that points to the tops of their heads! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 25 October 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan fly to jolly ol' England to head a football club and enrich the lives of everyone around them! (And make weird Berserk theories about Ted Lasso.) NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 18 October 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan head off to dream land to catch up on their z's and existential crisis as they discuss The Sandman on Netflix! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 4 October 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan hit up a bangin' house party! Wooo! And then the host is killed and we're all implicated in his murder and have to prove our innocence in a series of hilarious, character-revealing interviews. Not-so-woo. NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 27 September 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan go sailing on the high seas in search od the greatest treasure of them all: a rolex. Or whatever the titular one piece is. I dunno. NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 20 September 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan get tasteful CGI surgery and help their friend kick their ailing cheese addiction! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain
Direct download: 379_-_Chip_n_Dale_Rescue_Rangers_2022.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 4:00am -04 |
Tue, 6 September 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan discuss the new Rebirth continuity DC animated movies with special guest star Grey Hulk! Err, or possibly Fin Fang Foom? Whatever. Some grey skinned guy wearing little pants. NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 30 August 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan discuss 6 shows on Netflix and in doing so discuss the state of animation on Netflix as it stands! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 16 August 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan GOTTA. GO. FAST! To the movie theatres to watch Sonic The Hedgehog 1 and 2. NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 9 August 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan give you 2 full hours of an unadulterated, mind-thwomping breakdown of Young Justice season 4. We are sorry for what this may do to you and your very perception of reality. NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 2 August 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan try their best to attend magic school but just can't get around these fascist wizards and their rules! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 26 July 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan go on one last adventure to Hokkaido to find the ainu gold! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 19 July 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan break open a treasure chest in a desert and hope they get something good besides f#@king pistol ammo which I don't even use you mother f-!!!! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 5 July 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan grab their badges, unlock their guns, don their masks to hide their identities and then go on a wacky adventure with Ozymandias and some clones! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 28 June 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan get their gacha waifu's and save the world or... something!? Really the waifus are what they're after. NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 21 June 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan STRIKE FIRST, STRIKE HARD and show NO MERCY as they bring you this episode about Cobra Kai! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 14 June 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan hoist the main anchor, let loose their main sail and have fun on the high seas! Avast ye hardies! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 7 June 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan are a superstitious and cowardly lot as they discuss.. THE BATMAN!? Where!? NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 31 May 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan take in the baffling decisions and horrifying writing that makes up Godzilla Vs Kong! EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 24 May 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan discuss the latest movie in the James Bond series: No Time To Die! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 17 May 2022
364 - Our Favourite YouTubers This week Tristan and Hassan create some content to appease the almighty algorithm! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 10 May 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan fight crime in Hell's Kitchen and conduct secret meetings to end the tyrannical reign of Mayor Fisk! EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 26 April 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan use their magic rings to save the day! With the help of their 12 other sidekicks. All of whom also have magic rings. And there's a bit of a plot contrivance. And an highway crash involving a bus full of sauerkraut. NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 19 April 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan stare into the abyss and peer upon the event horizon only to gain amazing powers bequeathed to them by an eldritch robot beyond time and space! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 5 April 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan head back to the past to catch pokémon in tiny wooden balls and start a creepy cult where they worship Arceus! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 29 March 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan discuss why Elden Ring is not all that it's cracked up to be and what keeps it from being truly great. NSFW |
Tue, 22 March 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan hang out with a former Teen Titan for a little bit before discussing Peacemaker and finding out what it means to truly discover friendship after you've ruined your beard with dye. Throw your dog an invisible bone! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 15 March 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan roll dice, put on some crazy character voices and make you watch four hours of friends professionally fucking around in D&D! NSFW |
Tue, 8 March 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan break into the world of video games and steal Phil Specter's crystal skull right from his safe behind the painting of Napoleon Bonaparte! Or something. Maybe it's more like they talk about the business of video games or whatever??? NSFW |
Tue, 1 March 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan HALO drop into the middle of the quarantined city of Harran to extract research files on a cure for a zombie virus. What can go wrong? NSFW |
Tue, 22 February 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan jump into their zords and defeat the evils of the world while Goldar gets a new job!? At a gold mine!? And there's Peebo!? Choudenshi Bioman |
Tue, 8 February 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan take you under their arms and then lift you up to the world of reading comics! Be quick up there because their arms are getting tired! EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 1 February 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan delve deep into the darkness to find lost treasures and keep artifacts of power out of the hands of the wicked! NSFW |
Tue, 25 January 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan take a shot at hunting bounties in the wacky world of Netflix's Cowboy Bebop live action show! Yeeeehaw! |
Tue, 18 January 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan battle in the politically grey war between Dahna and Rena while trying to appease the like 20 different factions in this fight! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 11 January 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan hexgate into Piltover to 100% discuss the Netflix show "League of Legends Arcane" and totally not to overthrow the government! NSFW |
Tue, 4 January 2022
This week Tristan and Hassan discuss last year's 100% accurate predictions and their new predictions for 2022! NSFW EiFNiR Theme Music by DJ Dain |
Tue, 28 December 2021
It's the 2021 Finey Awards! The greatest award show where Tristan and Hassan discuss their favourite things of the year while staving off an ever-growing mental breakdown. With special guest: The Covid-19 Pandemic (Again, yeah.) And guest musical stylings of: A Bunch of Whiny-ass Anti-Vaxxers (Now with more right-wing hatred and propaganda!) NSFW |
Tue, 14 December 2021
This week Tristan and Hassan discuss the rise and fall of G4TV and its incredibly weird, corporatized return that, as always, avoids talking about any of the real news in the games industry while still trying their best to be edgy and cool like it was 2004. NSFW |
Tue, 7 December 2021
This week Tristan and Hassan join the order of the fierce Dragon Knights to battle monsters for glory and coin! Er... No. Wait. They joined the Witchers. Eh, same thing really.
Direct download: 346_-_DOTA_Dragons_Blood__Witcher_Nightmare_of_The_Wolf.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 4:30am -04 |